Upside down JD (Vance)

Intro (spoken, over synth beat)

“Oh JD… your picture’s upside down… kinda like your facts.”

Verse 1 (lead voice, dreamy/sarcastic)

Eyeliner shining in the camera light,

Sittin’ on the couch on a Saturday night.

Clicked “go live,” but the world went wrong,

Upside-down pictures all night long.

Pre-Chorus (2 voices, echoing)

Turn it left — left!

Turn it right — right!

Still can’t fix your livestream tonight.

Chorus (all voices, bold harmonies)

Upside down, JD, can’t you see?

Your livestream’s broke like your policy.

Neon lies on a midnight stage,

Spin that frame but you can’t turn the page.

Verse 2 (sassy, syncopated vocals)

Springfield pets? Oh, you spread that lie,

Mayor said no, still you amplified.

“Murders up”? Yeah, the math was fake —

You keep doubling down on your own mistakes.

Pre-Chorus (mock chant, robotic echo fx)

Wrong stats — wrong!

False news — false!

Truth slips out when you open your mouth.

Chorus (all voices, layered with synth stabs)

Upside down, JD, can’t you see?

Your livestream’s broke like your legacy.

Neon lies with your eyeliner eyes,

Girl band’s here to cut through the disguise.

Bridge (spoken with attitude, over synth drop)

“You called Trump Hitler, now he’s your man…

Guess your morals flipped like your Instagram.”

Final Chorus (all voices, big ’80s harmonies)

Upside down, JD, what a show,

Eyeliner running where the truth won’t go.

From couches to hoaxes, you improvise,

But we see through all your lies.

Outro (group shout, synth fade)

“Fix your phone before you fix the world