Kids

Well, gather 'round y'all, got a tale to spin,

About my wildest fears and a ruckus within,

Life's a rodeo, hold on tight,

With a twist in the saddle, it’s a wild night!

My oldest boy, he's sprouted up tall,

Never thought I’d see him, head over heels and all, I hope that's not his cousin

But whispers in the wind point to who he chooses,

Cousin in the backseat, oh, what's he using?

Got a house full of chaos, runnin' wild,

Four stepkids shoutin', Lord have mercy, my child!

Tryin' to keep 'em straight, but they’re dancing on the floor,

Just when I think I’m finished, they come bangin’ on the door!

Crazy thoughts and a tin can guitar,

Life’s a spin, like a shooting star,

Prayin’ my MaryJane finds a girl to love,

While my boy's chasing cousins, like a wild dove,

Oh, keep the whiskey flowin' you know I'm clowning

This family may be nuts, but I’m still damn proud!

Those four little whirlwinds, runnin’ me ragged,

Sneakin’ in cookies, man, they've all got me staggered,

Chasin’ after dreams, but they won’t obey,

I can’t catch a break in this rodeo play!

Tryin’ to keep ‘em steady, but the trouble's a friend,

Everywhere I look, there’s more 'round the bend,

Just when I start to breathe, it’s a knock at the door,

Mommy, can we go outside? Just once more!

Crazy thoughts and a tin can guitar,

Life’s a spin, like a shooting star,

Prayin’ my Mary Jane finds a girl to love,

While my boy's chasing wild dove, that's his cousin

Oh, keep the whiskey flowin' and the laughter out loud,

This family may be nuts, but I’m still damn proud!

So here’s to love, in all shapes and sizes,

Embracing the wild with all its surprises,

I'll look ‘em with my good eye and say, "Hey, it’s alright!"

In this crazy world, we’ll dance through the night!

So grab your boobs smack your ass let’s spin ‘round the fire,

We’ll laugh and sing, never let go of desire,

With a heart full of love, we’ll face all the mess,

In this crazy country life, we’re truly blessed!