Orangutan and goose

You best believe in karma

I’m sharper than a katana

High on the marijuana

Eat cereal in my pyjamas

Kickin back in the Bahamas

Red shell with a banana

Calling the shots I’m obama

Dryer than a sultana

That’s what they say bout yo mama

Spit on the beat like a llama

Flow like a river piranha

Rip it up Travis pestrana

So you don’t want the drama

You’ll get a hiding Osama

Rip out ya heart like I’m Dahmer

better have strong enough armour

Repping the streets of Kwinana

Dad was a chicken farmer

I do not mean to alarm ya

It’s a parmi not a Parma

Not a Parma it’s a parmi

You don’t wanna have a barny

With ranga Jon the carny

Learnt buckets off yarny

He’ll Send ya home crying

To ya uncle and your aunty

Fold you in ya jarmies

Like ya fucken origami

You can never harm me

It’s a red headed army

Not invited to the party

Pubs tried to bar me

For taking off me shirt

Cos I was hotter than salami

I’m just too dardy

Had a line of Charlie

Off of somebody’s Atari

Took a ride in a Ferrari

While I munched some calamari

Jamming bob marley