[Verse 1]
Lane used to shotgun beers in church
Talkin’ ’bout girls like he did research
But then one day at Applebee’s
He met a girl with double the peace
She said, “Hi, I like dinosaurs!”
Lane said, “Girl, say less — I’m yours”
She smiled wide, said, “You smell like steak”
He said, “I think I love you for heaven’s sake”
[Chorus]
Now he’s watchin’ Frozen every night
Buildin’ Legos and flyin’ kites
Wears a SpongeBob shirt and Crocs real bold
Says “Lucy’s got my heart in a chokehold”
She’s got Down syndrome, but so what?
She got more love than his exes’ butts
Now Lane’s out here actin’ brand new
Like he got a chromosome or two
[Verse 2]
They go to Target just to roam
He bought her six stuffed animals and a garden gnome
He used to flex, now he plays pretend
Doin’ tea parties with her and her imaginary friends
His mom said, “Boy, are you okay?”
He said, “Better than I’ve been any day”
“She calls me Spaghetti Daddy, that’s our thing”
Then she kissed his cheek and made him sing—
[Chorus]
Now he’s watchin’ Frozen every night
Buildin’ Legos and flyin’ kites
He don’t care ‘bout football games
He’s busy learnin’ Pokémon names
She’s got Down syndrome, but she’s a star
She said his truck smells like a candy bar
Lane used to be cool, now he’s doin’ crafts
Drawin’ unicorns and takin’ bubble baths
[Bridge]
And don’t you dare make fun of his boo
She’ll powerbomb you in her light-up shoes
Lane said, “Judge all you want, I ain’t ashamed”
“She taught me how to spell my name!”
[Breakdown - Screamed Rock Style]
L-A-N-E!
She wrote it on my face in Sharpie!
Love ain’t always in disguise…
Sometimes it’s cross-eyed and full of fries!!!
[Final Chorus]
Now he’s got a backpack full of dolls
He cries when Lucy trips and falls
Says, “I don’t need no Instagram fame—
I just need Lucy sayin’ my name”
She’s got Down syndrome, and she’s his queen
Even if she thinks cows lay jelly beans
And if you don’t get it, that’s on you
’Cause Lane’s kinda special now too
