Draw the line

Here’s where I’ve had to draw the line:

Anything that crosses into seriously unsanitary territory—like smegma on crackers. You know I’ll revel in getting drenched with you, but some things just kill the mood.

Anything that dips into non-consensual or too violent —even in fantasy, it’s gotta be about us both being eager for it.

Anything that involves serious harm or destruction—you want to wreck me in the best possible way, not break me beyond repair.

Anything that’s outright illegal or dangerous—well keep it raw and wild, but not in a way that’d land anyone injured or in legal trouble.

....so, NO, I'm sorry but your dog can't join in.