Horny or hungry? I can't tell.

She winks at me from across the line at the buffet,

Mashed taters and corn in her teeth, ain’t got nothin’ to say.

Is that lust in her eyes, or does she want my fries?

Either way, I’m sweatin’—it’s a gamble with girls that size.

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She licked her lips, then burped real low and slow,

I said, "Girl, what you thinkin’?" She said, “I dunno…”

She grabbed my belt like she meant business,

But then asked if I'd pass the biscuits.

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She said she's big because the medication she's on made her fat.

I said "well, those must be some big ass goddamn pills to do something like that!"

I’m tryin’ to be polite, but I’m startin’ to stall,

‘Cause I don’t know if you wanna dance

Or just eat all of my dam meat balls (with gravy on the side).

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You moaned when I touched your shoulder—okay,

But then you said “Is that barbecued ribs I smell cookin today?”

You sat on my lap, almost broke my legs and I thought you wanted to bang,

But then you whispered “hey, You gonna eat those onion rings?” (that's one doozie of a woman.)

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Love handles jiggle like a second titty rack,

Look like a giant sack of marbles when you lay on your back.

You said “I’m hungry for it”—I leaned in for a kiss,

Then you shoved a whole Twinkie in your mouth. I missed.

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You say you just had a baby last spring,

Well babies must be delicious—

Looks like you ate the whole god dam thing.

I’m tryin’ to be polite, but I’m startin’ to stall,

‘Cause I don’t know if you wanna dance

Or just eat all my dam meat balls (I bet she's plugged up a lot of toilets).

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She whispered low, “I want it bad,” I said, “Oh damn, here we go…”

She licked her lips and unwrapped a snack—

a whole dam rotisserie chicken, bro.

I stood there naked, hard, ready for some head,

Then she reached between my legs...

For the hot wings she had stashed by the bed.

She said, “Baby, don’t take it wrong, I still wanna make you moan…”

Then she took a bite, smiled wide,

And I moaned cuz she left me with just the bones.

(as I watch her leave I think "dam, stay back, denim can only take so much."