“Hodag Road Trip”
(Verse 1)
Pack up the CRV, we’re rolling out today,
From Wisconsin to Kentucky, the Hodag leads the way.
Ben at the wheel, Ced with the tunes,
Kerry’s got the stories, Cecelia’s in the flow.
We’re bringing the Hodag to the Cryptid Con scene,
Hodag Store repping, living the dream.
From the forests of Rhinelander to Kentucky’s green hills,
Chasing myths and monsters, we’re chasing the thrills.
(Chorus)
On the Hodag road trip, never looking back,
Legends in the rearview, the cryptids on track.
Boats in caves, Bigfoot nights, what a sight,
Cruising through Kentucky till the morning light.
(Verse 2)
Hit the caves underground, lanterns all aglow,
Sailing through the darkness where the stories flow.
Echoes in the tunnels, whispers in the air,
The Hodag’s laughing, like he’s already been there.
Midnight in the mountains, the search is alive,
Bigfoot’s hiding out there, we’ll find him by five.
With Kerry’s wild theories and Ced’s sharp eye,
Cecelia snaps the photos as the stars fill the sky.
(Chorus)
On the Hodag road trip, never looking back,
Legends in the rearview, the cryptids on track.
Boats in caves, Bigfoot nights, what a sight,
Cruising through Kentucky till the morning light.
(Bridge)
From Rhinelander’s roots to the cryptid crowd,
We’re loud and proud, repping our town.
The Hodag’s the king, he’s stealing the show,
Kentucky won’t forget us, that’s one thing we know.
(Chorus)
On the Hodag road trip, never looking back,
Legends in the rearview, the cryptids on track.
Boats in caves, Bigfoot nights, what a sight,
Cruising through Kentucky till the morning light.
(Outro)
Ben, Ced, Kerry, and Cecelia too,
With the Hodag riding shotgun, we’re the cryptid crew.
From Wisconsin to Kentucky, memories we’ll keep,
This Hodag road trip’s a legend running deep.
