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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
He said, “Just one more box”
Then three more showed up
Plastic in the trunk
And a grin like luck
She asks what’s in there
He says, “Old movie stuff”
But the Jedi on the shelf
Gives him all kinds of trouble
[Pre-Chorus]
Franco with the bankroll
Pockets full of trouble
He’s got a secret room
Behind the beer-stained bubble
One part guilty
Two parts proud
He tiptoes in the dark
Then sings it loud
[Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(oo-ooh)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
He’s collecting trouble
And he loves the hype
[Verse 2]
He names each figure
Like they pay rent
One got a cape
One wore a counterfeit crown
He says, “It’s just a hobby”
With a straight-face plan
But the receipt stack’s taller
Than a riverboat man
The garage door squeaks
He freezes in place
Then winks at the shelf
Like it’s a race
[Pre-Chorus]
Franco with the bankroll
Pride in a paper bag
He’s got a lucky grin
And a very bad tag
One little secret
Turns into a crowd
He tiptoes in the dark
Then sings it loud
[Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(hey hey)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
He’s collecting trouble
And he loves the hype
[Bridge]
Now the wife walks in
And she gives that stare
He points at the ceiling
Like the answer’s there
She says, “You done again?”
He says, “Not too much”
Then the whole house shakes
From the plastic crush
[Final Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(oo-ooh)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Franco with the bankroll
Living that hype
Details
GeneratedMay 5, 2026
Duration3:11
Style
Comedy glam rock with 80s rock n roll swagger, mid-tempo stomping drums, crunchy rhythm guitars, big bass slides, and loose handclap groove; verse rides a talk-sung strut, pre-chorus strips to bass and toms, chorus hits with stacked gang vocals and shouted tag lines. Lead male vocal stays cheeky and theatrical with doubled hook words, delay throws on punchlines, and ad-lib laughs. Add tape hiss, a synth swell into the chorus, and a short guitar squeal before the final hook. Bright, punchy, and rowdy mix., rock, male vocals, comedy
Credits
Prompt by
LonerStoner
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Prompt
Likes to buy sexy waifus and hides them from his wife oof, collecting Star Wars is my hobby, Franco with the bankroll, skirt stormtrooper, 80s rock n roll, male vocals, comedy
