Lyrics
[Verse 1]
He said, “Just one more box”
Then three more showed up
Plastic in the trunk
And a grin like luck
She asks what’s in there
He says, “Old movie stuff”
But the Jedi on the shelf
Gives him all kinds of trouble
[Pre-Chorus]
Franco with the bankroll
Pockets full of trouble
He’s got a secret room
Behind the beer-stained bubble
One part guilty
Two parts proud
He tiptoes in the dark
Then sings it loud
[Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(oo-ooh)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
He’s collecting trouble
And he loves the hype
[Verse 2]
He names each figure
Like they pay rent
One got a cape
One wore a counterfeit crown
He says, “It’s just a hobby”
With a straight-face plan
But the receipt stack’s taller
Than a riverboat man
The garage door squeaks
He freezes in place
Then winks at the shelf
Like it’s a race
[Pre-Chorus]
Franco with the bankroll
Pride in a paper bag
He’s got a lucky grin
And a very bad tag
One little secret
Turns into a crowd
He tiptoes in the dark
Then sings it loud
[Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(hey hey)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
He’s collecting trouble
And he loves the hype
[Bridge]
Now the wife walks in
And she gives that stare
He points at the ceiling
Like the answer’s there
She says, “You done again?”
He says, “Not too much”
Then the whole house shakes
From the plastic crush
[Final Chorus]
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Hide it from the wife
Skirt stormtrooper
(oo-ooh)
Skirt stormtrooper
Skirt stormtrooper
Franco with the bankroll
Living that hype
Style
comedy glam rock with 80s rock n roll swaggermid-tempo stomping drumscrunchy rhythm guitarsbig bass slidesand loose handclap groove; verse rides a talk-sung strutpre-chorus strips to bass and tomschorus hits with stacked gang vocals and shouted tag lines. lead male vocal stays cheeky and theatrical with doubled hook wordsdelay throws on punchlinesand ad-lib laughs. add tape hissa synth swell into the chorusand a short guitar squeal before the final hook. brightpunchyand rowdy mix.rockmale vocalscomedy
Prompt
Likes to buy sexy waifus and hides them from his wife oof, collecting Star Wars is my hobby, Franco with the bankroll, skirt stormtrooper, 80s rock n roll, male vocals, comedy
Credits
Prompt by
LonerStoner
LonerStonerGeneratedMay 5, 2026
ModelAria v5.5
More like this
