(Verse 1)
Snow’s fallin’ like ash from a burnin’ barn roof,
Rebel angels singin’ out of tune truth.
Got my boots by the fire, spurs jinglin’ loud,
Santa’s comin’ down the chimney like a bar fight crowd.
(Pre-Chorus)
Red lights twinklin’, like a cop car glow,
We’re on the naughty list — and proud to let it show.
(Chorus)
I got whiskey in my stocking,
Coal in my boot,
But I’m smilin’ like a sinner in a three-piece suit.
Yeah, we’re ding-dong dancin’ ‘round the jukebox tree,
Christmas at the roadhouse — wild and free!
We ain’t holy, but we’re holdin’ tight —
Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight!
(Verse 2)
Mama’s bakin’ biscuits, Daddy’s workin’ late,
We’re pourin’ Christmas cheer in a plastic plate.
Elf on the shelf’s passed out on the floor,
Rudolph’s at the tavern yellin’ “One drink more!”
(Pre-Chorus)
Silver bells clinkin’ like bottles on the bar,
North Pole’s jealous how rowdy we are.
(Chorus)
I got whiskey in my stocking,
Coal in my boot,
But I’m smilin’ like a sinner in a three-piece suit.
Yeah, we’re ding-dong dancin’ ‘round the jukebox tree,
Christmas at the roadhouse — wild and free!
We ain’t holy, but we’re holdin’ tight —
Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight!
(Bridge)
Snowflakes on leather, moonshine in my cup,
If you’re lookin’ for trouble, baby — saddle up!
Kiss me under neon mistletoe,
We’ll ride this sleigh down a dusty back road!
(Chorus — Big & Rowdy)
Whiskey in my stocking,
Coal in my boot,
Devil’s singin’ carols in a red Santa suit.
Yeah, we’re honky-tonk rockin’ ‘round the LED lights,
Christmas with the outlaws — wild all night!
We ain’t perfect, but we’ll get it right —
Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight!
(Tag)
Yeah, Merry outlaw Christmas…
From the Midnight Choir tonight.
SilasCrowe