

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Snow’s fallin’ like ash from a burnin’ barn roof, Rebel angels singin’ out of tune truth. Got my boots by the fire, spurs jinglin’ loud, Santa’s comin’ down the chimney like a bar fight crowd. (Pre-Chorus) Red lights twinklin’, like a cop car glow, We’re on the naughty list — and proud to let it show. (Chorus) I got whiskey in my stocking, Coal in my boot, But I’m smilin’ like a sinner in a three-piece suit. Yeah, we’re ding-dong dancin’ ‘round the jukebox tree, Christmas at the roadhouse — wild and free! We ain’t holy, but we’re holdin’ tight — Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight! (Verse 2) Mama’s bakin’ biscuits, Daddy’s workin’ late, We’re pourin’ Christmas cheer in a plastic plate. Elf on the shelf’s passed out on the floor, Rudolph’s at the tavern yellin’ “One drink more!” (Pre-Chorus) Silver bells clinkin’ like bottles on the bar, North Pole’s jealous how rowdy we are. (Chorus) I got whiskey in my stocking, Coal in my boot, But I’m smilin’ like a sinner in a three-piece suit. Yeah, we’re ding-dong dancin’ ‘round the jukebox tree, Christmas at the roadhouse — wild and free! We ain’t holy, but we’re holdin’ tight — Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight! (Bridge) Snowflakes on leather, moonshine in my cup, If you’re lookin’ for trouble, baby — saddle up! Kiss me under neon mistletoe, We’ll ride this sleigh down a dusty back road! (Chorus — Big & Rowdy) Whiskey in my stocking, Coal in my boot, Devil’s singin’ carols in a red Santa suit. Yeah, we’re honky-tonk rockin’ ‘round the LED lights, Christmas with the outlaws — wild all night! We ain’t perfect, but we’ll get it right — Merry outlaw Christmas, raise ‘em high tonight! (Tag) Yeah, Merry outlaw Christmas… From the Midnight Choir tonight.
Tags
Southern rock outlaw, gritty, upbeat Christmas theme party song
3:17
No
12/3/2025