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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Rolled in with my crew
Thinking I was cool
Topgolf bays and rented clubs
Shiny shoes, bad fuel
I picked the biggest one
Like I knew what to do
Took my stance, swung hard
And the whole thing flew
[Pre-Chorus]
The ball just sat there
Staring me down
My friends all bent over
I wore that clown crown
I stepped too far forward
Then I lost my grip
One bad swing later
I was taking a trip
[Chorus]
Not so TopGolf
I went full face plant
Not so TopGolf
Yeah, I had no chance
Missed the ball, missed the joke
Landed in the net
Not so TopGolf
I’m not done yet
[Verse 2]
The screen said “nice shot”
I laughed at the lie
My name on the leaderboard
Below “try again” guy
I checked my scorecard
It looked like a crime
Somebody yelled “fore!”
At the worst damn time
Then I waved for help
With my glove in the air
Tried to play it cool
Like I planned to be there
[Pre-Chorus]
The kids next bay over
Saw the whole show
One called me “legend”
That one hurt though
I brushed off the turf
And smiled through the sting
My friends got free footage
From one perfect swing
[Chorus]
Not so TopGolf
I went full face plant
Not so TopGolf
Yeah, I had no chance
Missed the ball, missed the joke
Landed in the net
Not so TopGolf
I’m not done yet
[Bridge]
Tee box to trouble
That’s my kind of day
I came for the bragging
Left with the replay
Still I’m back for another
One more round, maybe
If I miss it again
At least I’ll make it crazy
[Final Chorus]
Not so TopGolf
I went full face plant
Not so TopGolf
Yeah, I had no chance
Missed the ball, missed the joke
Landed in the net
Not so TopGolf
I’m not done yet
Not so TopGolf
Tell the group chat that
Not so TopGolf
I’ll swing and laugh at that
Details
GeneratedApr 28, 2026
Duration2:41
LanguageEnglish
Style
Alt pop rock with mid-tempo driving drums, jangly electric guitars, and punchy bass; verse stays tight and conversational, pre-chorus lifts with tom builds and stacked harmonies, chorus hits wide with gang vocals and a singback hook. Vocal is close-mic in verses, doubled and slightly gritty on hooks, with playful ad-lib throws. Ear candy: cart-bell chimes, a reversed swell into each chorus, and a quick crowd-reaction stab before the final hook. Bright, glossy, and cheeky, pop rock
Credits
Prompt by
ChazzTheSpazz
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Prompt
Title ‘Not So TopGolf’ I went to Topgolf with my friends and everything just go south from there. I missed the ball completely and fall into the net and other funny Topgolf references. Alt pop rock
