Chinese issues

Ever since that Chinese buffet on the edge of the ghetto of a big bad town, I’ve had explosive diarrhea! Orange chicken turned into brown splatter bowl. I’ve shit out the seat in my truck. Shit my bed! And hell, I even shit the motherfucking couch! Egg drop soup is turned into nonstop shit drop syndrome. Went to my doctor, he said I had stage four diarrhea. Which he has seen many cases from this Chinese restaurant, with people having the same reactions after eating there. I’m in a fecal matter explosive fest!!! it just won’t stop. I beg my butt hole to shut up and not throw out chunks of shit anymore. I begged every night to just shut down and don’t let me poop my sheets again. Goddamnit sheets I pooped on them a fucking again!!!! hell just makes me so goddamn mad! I was gonna go to Chick-Fil-A and get a large order of tenders and some frozen lemonade but I’m so nauseous that all I wanna do is throw up and poop poo. That’s no goo goo. I’m tired of the constant shit balls. They’re starting to wear me out. I’ve done 17 loads of laundry in three days. Now that is some shit! Turd turd turd! Help help help!