Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Thought these shoes were just on sale Clicked “add to cart” and checked my mail Now I’m halfway up a neighborhood hill Reading the box like “wait They thrill?” One tiny tilt and my feet take off Neighbors stare as I zig then loft I’m praying for a patch of grass While my life scrolls by like a loading bar flash [Chorus] I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Now the ground’s doing 80 beneath me I’m cruising I’m losing Every ounce of dignity I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Wind in my teeth Can someone seize me? I’m screaming I’m beaming Like this was always meant to be [Verse 2] Little kid points “hey Nice ride” I’m like “yeah man Totally” while I slide Past a trash can Past my crush Great time for a surprise lunge Huh Mailbox dodge Dog on a leash Sidewalk crack turns a prayer into a speech “If I make it to the bottom alive I swear I’ll always read the product details twice” [Chorus] I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Now the ground’s doing 80 beneath me I’m cruising I’m losing Every ounce of dignity I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Wind in my teeth Can someone seize me? I’m screaming I’m beaming Like this was always meant to be [Bridge] I’m not athletic I’m just pathetic Rolling like I trained for this In a past life circus My brain’s poetic My knees are hectic Who knew a checkout click Could turn into a road trip [Clarinet Solo] [Clarinet riff answers the vocal melody Wobbling and sliding while the drums drop to a lazy half-time pocket Then rising into a bright Slightly squeaky flurry before the last chorus] [Chorus] I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Now the ground’s doing 80 beneath me I’m cruising I’m bruising But I’m oddly kind of free I didn’t know I bought Heely’s Guess disaster really teased me I’m shaking I’m breaking Into accidental victory
Tags
pop, Breezy indie-pop groove with male vocals, syncopated drums, rubbery bass, and shimmering electric guitar. Verses stay laid-back and conversational; chorus adds stacked harmonies and a slightly frantic lift. Mid-track clarinet solo bends and squeals playfully over a half-time breakdown, then everything snaps back into a sunny, upbeat outro., male vocals, clarinet
Duration
2:59
Instrumental
No
Created
3/25/2026