Intro:
Roll initiative, I'm first on the scene,
Half-orc barbarian, axe so mean
Spells are ready, my wizard's keen,
Paladin's shield, we fight as a team
Verse 1:
Sword in hand, my fighter strikes clean,
Ranger’s arrows fly, their aim is supreme
Sneak attack lands, my rogue turns unseen,
Druid shifts form, now they’re a fiend
Divine Smite hits, paladin shines bright,
Bardic tunes boost us in the fight
Fireball explodes, what a sight,
Cleric heals, everything’s right
With the party tight, we raid the lair,
Dragons roar, but we don’t care
Loot the chest, there’s treasure to spare,
XP flowing, leveling’s fair
Dungeon boss down, no turning back,
Rogue disarms traps, no room for slack
Magic loot found, we’re on track,
D&D life, never lack
Verse 2 :
Every session, rolls are flyin’,
Critical hits, no one’s dyin’
Spells castin', dice are flyin’,
Monsters fall, and heroes are highin'
Flippin’, trippin’, warlocks sippin’
Eldritch Blasts keep the liches slippin'
Smashin’, crashin’, firebolts flashin’,
Dungeon crawls got us slayin' and dashin’
Crankin', flankin', no one tankin',
Bards inspire while dragons are bankin'
Fraggin’, taggin', goblins gaggin',
Rangers snipin' while we’re bragin'
Switchin', ditchin', stealth mode on,
Backstab lands, and the fight is won
Rogue strikes clean, then we’re gone,
Roll for loot, our quest is done!
Chorus:
D&D world, we own the map,
Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap
You think you’re clever? We counter that,
We’re the heroes, time for a stat
D&D world, we own the map,
Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap
You think you’re clever? We counter that,
We’re the heroes, time for a stat
Verse 3:
Mounted charge, my paladin leads,
Wizard drops spells, plants the seeds
Flaming swords, our enemies bleed,
Critical hit—fulfills our needs
Arcane focus, magic’s bright,
Druid wild shapes into the fight
Summon beasts, a fearsome sight,
Bard inspires, lifting the night
Sword and board, we breach the gates,
Arcane missiles, sealing fates
Rogue’s got keys, no time to wait,
Fireballs clear, loot’s our fate
We stand tall, the dungeon’s deep,
Victory’s ours, no time to sleep
D&D’s ours, we cut the creep,
Treasure won, and XP we keep!
Chorus:
D&D world, we own the map,
Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap
You think you’re clever? We counter that,
We’re the heroes, time for a stat
D&D world, we own the map,
Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap
You think you’re clever? We counter that,
We’re the heroes, time for a stat
Outro:
Rogue backstab, we make it through,
Spells at the ready, nothing’s new
D&D’s world, we always pursue,
Legendary loot, we’ll claim it too
Sword in hand, with dice we aim,
Nat 20 rolls, sealing our fame
Heroes rise, we stake our claim,
In D&D, we own the game!
