[Verse]
Yo, I'm standin' by the dock, just chasin' the breeze
When I see somethin' wild, brought me down to my knees
It's a goat on a board, yeah, hittin' the lake
Wait, buttery waterskiing? Give me a break
[Chorus]
He's glidin' on the water, slicker than oil
Got the whole damn pond in a chaotic boil
I started laughin' hard, couldn't keep my shape
Awkwardly hilarious, made me do a spit take
[Verse]
His hooves on the wax, man, he's catchin' some air
With a rugged little beard and a wild-lookin' stare
He's carved out a path, churnin' up all the foam
A barnyard legend, miles away from his home
[Chorus]
He's glidin' on the water, slicker than oil
Got the whole damn pond in a chaotic boil
I started laughin' hard, couldn't keep my shape
Awkwardly hilarious, made me do a spit take
[Outro]
Yeah, a goat on the lake
Best thing I ever seen
Got me dyin' of laughter
Cleanin' off the scene
That spit take was real
That goat is the GOAT.