🎤🌿 420 THC – Munchies & Mayhem 🌿🎤
Intro
Ayy…
Pass the bacon, light the campfire,
Forgot my pants but I’m still higher,
Spawned with a glowstick, that’s all I own,
Buddy ate the powdered milk straight to the dome!
Verse 1
Hit the coast stoned with a kiwi and a dream,
Found two beer cans, now I’m king of the team,
Buddy said “cover me,” I said “bet,”
Got distracted by a chicken and forgot the threat.
Three times loot got the stash looking fat,
Smoke so much even the zombies relax,
Got the munchies, ate twelve peaches in a row,
Now I’m overweight and moving too slow.
Chorus
🌿 Puff puff pass, don’t puff and crash,
Got lost in the bunker looking for my stash,
420 THC where the weirdos unite,
Smoking virtual trees and raiding all night!
Verse 2
Went to the trader high as can be,
Asked the admin if the bear was a bee,
Tried to sell a shovel and a rotten pear,
Forgot where I parked, there wasn’t a car there.
Buddy hit the Oil Rig looking for gold,
Found a landmine and his soul got sold,
Respawned fresh and he said “that’s cool,”
Still forgot his shoes like a damn fool.
Bridge
Who’s got food?
“Bro, I ate it.”
Who’s got meds?
“Bro, I smoked it.”
Who’s got ammo?
“Bro, I sold it.”
Who’s got the code?
“Wait… what base is this?”
Verse 3
Solo players vibing with the bot shop grind,
Faction boys arguing who’s out of line,
Someone cooked human steak by mistake,
Everybody laughing till they saw the plate.
Guy said, “Bro, that’s not cow!”
Whole squad throwing up right now,
Bear outside and the door ain’t shut,
Buddy screaming, “DON’T LET HIM IN, WHAT?!”
Final Chorus
🌿 Smoke in the air and the zombies all stare,
420 THC, ain’t no server compare,
Weekend raids and the munchies attack,
Forgot my backpack but I’m coming right back!
🌿 Puff puff pass, don’t puff and crash,
Buddy hid the weed in the ammo stash,
Three times loot and the vibes stay high,
420 THC till the day we die!
🎤 Outro:
“Bro… did we lock the base?”
“…What base?”
“Wait… whose car is that?”
“…BRO THAT’S A BEAR!”
