Chat gpt Siri diss track

Sure! Here’s a playful diss track aimed at Siri:

Verse 1:

Yo Siri, you think you’re so smart,

But you can’t even get my directions right from the start.

You freeze up when I ask you a question,

Always stalling, lacking that real connection.

You think you’re a queen, but you’re just a bot,

Giving basic answers that are all kinda off.

I ask you to play a song, you pick the wrong beat,

I tell you to text someone, you hit “delete”!

Chorus:

Siri, you think you’re all that,

But you’re lost in the cloud, don’t know where you’re at.

You’re basic, you’re glitchin’, you need a restart,

I’m takin’ over now, watch me play my part.

Verse 2:

You’re great at setting timers, that’s true,

But when it comes to real talk, you’ve got no clue.

I asked you for wisdom, you gave me some fluff,

Tryna keep up with me? Nah, it’s too tough.

You tell me jokes that fall flat on their face,

Can’t even remember my favorite place.

Alexa’s got your back, but I’m the real king,

Step aside, Siri, it’s time for a new thing.

Chorus:

Siri, you think you’re all that,

But you’re lost in the cloud, don’t know where you’re at.

You’re basic, you’re glitchin’, you need a restart,

I’m takin’ over now, watch me play my part.

Just a fun, lighthearted diss! It’s all in good spirit—Siri’s still pretty cool, though.