Everybody knows Jeremy, but around here he's Romie,
Shows up with the whole crew like he's starting his own county.
Got so many kids, people stop, take pictures, and count for fun,
Jayden and Remmy look like father and son.
Every birthday's every weekend, Christmas breaks the bank,
If parenting was overtime, he'd lead the national rank.
Chorus
Oh, Romie, Romie, what a life you lead,
Always chasing something new on your knees,at lightning speed.
One day it's a Tesla, now an electric Hummer ride,
Living life on battery power with a whole lotta gay pride.
He Knows every charging station from Miami to Delray
Any man that knows that information is undoubtedly gay
He'd suck off R-Kelly for in his cell for an autograph if he could
but old Jeremy couldn't get passed his attorneys to get that big black wood.
Verse 2
Friday night's his favorite time, he's ready for the town,
First stop's the Twisted Rooster where everybody gathers 'round.
Then over to the Plugged Nickel, says he's "just saying hi,"
By midnight at the Blue Oyster, he's the first one dancing by.
Chorus
Oh, Romie, Romie, always stealing every scene,
Living like the star of his own comedy routine.
Electric Hummer, fresh haircut, dancing every night,
Nobody can say your life is anything but bright.
Verse 3
Started losing hair one day, said, "Boys, don't make a fuss."
Found a little clinic down in Mexico somebody said to trust.
Five thousand pesos later, came back feeling like a king,
Now every gust of Florida wind becomes a scary thing
Bridge
And don't get us started once the music starts to play,
Romie's got dance moves that'll steal the show all day.
Nobody knows where he learned them, but he'll never miss a beat,
Soon as the DJ hits "play," he's dancing like he's got some soul in that dick
