(Intro – Funny Dialogue)
“Oye camera on karo…
Aaj asi award show nahi,
Naqvi di ‘chori di story’ record karni aa!”
(20 Second music)
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Verse 1
Rap Verse 1
Yo, Naqvi ran fast with the shine in his hand,
Actin’ like he won the whole damn land.
Security shoutin’, “Bro, what you doin’?”
He said, “Chill man, this trophy I’m pursuin’!”
Walked off stage like a late-night joke,
Whole world laughin’, memes got woke.
Bro didn’t steal hearts, he stole a cup,
Internet said, “Man, what’s this setup?!”
Mohsin Naqvi trophy laike bhajj gaya si seat’an ch,
Lagda personal shelf ch pauni si oh neat’an ch.
India kehnda – “Oye rakh ke ja yaar!”
Par Naqvi kehnda – “Menu lagdi si pyari, mainu aa pyaar!”
Trolley vich trophy paayi, ban ke choran da king,
Security puchhdi – “Sir, ki leke jaa rahe ho?”
Oh kehnda – “Bas… thodi jehi izzat te ek chhota jeha thing!”
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Hook (Funny + Bezati)
Trophy choran wala Naqvi ayyy!
Award show nu banaya comedy playyy!
Othe sare reh gaye oh taan lay gaya trayyy!
Naqvi ji, tusi ho gaye viral everydayyy!
(20 seconds music)
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Verse 2
He posed for the cam like a superstar king,
But forgot one thing — he ain’t win that thing.
Commentators laughin’, crowd go wild,
“Is he takin’ souvenirs like a little child?”
Big man talk, but the move was cheap,
Internet roasted him, way too deep.
He tripped on fame, fell on shame,
Now everybody call him by one nickname—
Jadon Indian players kehnde – “Oye ruk jaa!”
Oh kehnda – “Nahi bhai, hun taan main muk jaa!”
Camera kehnda – “Smile please!”
Naqvi kehnda – “Smile ta trophy naal hi freeze!”
Press conference vich aake baneya philosopher,
Bolya – “Main vi emotional aa… trophy meri lover!”
Oye banda ni, full-time comedy ka powerhouse,
Is karke social media ne rakh ditta public mouse.
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Hook (Reprise)
Trophy choran wala Naqvi ayyy!
Selfie laike bhaj gaya highwayyy!
Menu daso fer kis cheez da fayyy?
Oye chacha, izzat te holidayyy!
(20 second music)
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Verse 3 (Hard Bezati)
You ran with the prize, not a good disguise,
Looked back once — yeah we saw your eyes.
If confidence was money, you'd still be broke,
’Cause this whole stunt? Man, that’s a joke.
So next time bro, don’t make it a scene,
Return that trophy — keep your slate clean.
’Cause history books gonna write one line:
“Naqvi ran away… with what wasn’t even mine!”
Stadium vich banda lagda guest appearance,
Par diinde reactions jaise oh chief clearance.
India kehndi – “Return kar de!”
Oh kehnda – “Main ta photos click kar de!”
Jithe jaave log kehnde – “Aa gaya aa chor,”
Oh kehnda – “Main chairman aa!” Public kehndi – “Oho hooor?”
Trending te chadd gaya, meme ban gaye hazaar,
Enna funny scene koi director vi na kare yaar!
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Outro (Dialogue)
“Changa ji Naqvi saab…
Agli vari je trophy chahidi,
Tussi jeet ke lai aaya karo,
Bhajj ke nahi!”
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AmmySaab
