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🎶 Verse 1 – Entry of Varun
Varun aaya True Value ch EDP ban ke,
Laptop hath vich, dream leke man ke,
Kaam kam, par style full boss wala,
Gallan vich fire, par attendance ni regular saala!
🎶 Chorus
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
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🎶 Verse 2 – The Bhang Trap
Holi aayi, party set, Karan Chopra ne plan banaya,
Bhang wali toffee te lassi ‘ch drama sajaya,
Varun kehnda, "Bas ek sip taan chak laya,"
Par sip de vich si jadoo, jivein dimag hi udd gaya!
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🎶 Chorus
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
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🎤 Rap Verse – Varun’s POV (Emotional + Satirical)
Main taan kam karan aaya si, par duniya si jaldi,
Jaspreet ne keh ditta, “Tu HR de lyi heavy aa bhai,”
Karan di toffee ne game hi bigaad ditti,
Main jithe ruler banna si, otthe exit bana ditti!
Kise ne vi nai samjheya mera pain,
Office ch sirf mila blame da rain,
Ajj vi yaad aa jandi ae woh Holi wali shaam,
Jithe shuru hoya si mera slow-motion da kaam!
🎶 Verse 3 – HR Drama Begins
Gallan HR de naal roz bhesan ch badal gayi,
Reportan ‘ch mistake, file’an vi dull gayi,
Customer kehnde, "EDP da jawab ni aaya,"
Team kehndi, “Eh banda te sirf show-off da saaya!”
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🎶 Chorus (Repeat)
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
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🎶 Verse 4 – Office Aftermath (Funny + Sarcastic)
Varun gaya, te sab nu sukoon aaya,
Wi-Fi v chali, test drive v ho paya,
Aman kehnda, “System hun load ni lainda,”
Jashanpreet kehndi, “Peace mode vich banda!”
Chopra v kehnda, “Oh taan mazaak si bas,”
Par sab kehnde, “Eh script taan Oscar laike dass!”
Reception vich chuppi, HR lounge ch party,
"Varun gaya, office hoya smarty!"
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🎶 Final Outro (Emotional Satire)
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
Eh Varun di see ek kahani
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AmmySaab