[intro verse]
Life was feeling rough. Constipated for weeks
I couldn’t find relief no matter what I’d eat
But tonight it turned around. In the strangest way
Girl was going down and my guts began to sway
[chorus]
Explosion hit me hard. While she was on my stick
She ran out screaming loud. Covered in my shit
Now I’m left alone. With a boner and a mess
Wondering what went wrong just trying to decompress
[bridge]
[verse 2]
Im sorry pretty lady, such a sweet face
I didn’t mean to end the night in such disgrace
It was such a wonderful night, with you loving me
Can’t believe my gut started bubbling
[chorus]
Explosion hit me hard. While she was on my stick
She ran out screaming loud. Covered in my shit
Now I’m left alone. With a boner and a mess
Wondering what went wrong just trying to decompress
[bridge]
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to shit
All over your face
But i couldn’t hold it
I hadn’t shit in days
[guitar solo]
[chorus(big finish)]
Explosion hit me hard. While she was on my stick
She ran out screaming loud. Covered in my shit
Now I’m left alone. With a boner and a mess
Wondering what went wrong just trying to decompress