The man who ended seven wars against the seven dwarves ...

How many times have you woken up ending a war?

How many times have you signed checks paying a whore?

Who gets to say?

Who gets to fight and who gets the blame?

Weren’t you always told at school losing is a shame?

How many times have you been told if you don’t fight you don’t win?

How many times has your father told you were so dumb?

But who has the fun?

Is it always a man with a gun?

Someone must have told you, if you lie too much too often you can die.

Hey Donald come on! It’s not a prize you have won!

Not even one for winning a deal?

And none for ending seven wars!

Mister No Bell has made up his mind.

And you may remember, justice is blind!

But it’s somebody else who won the deal!

A feminine patriot from America with appeal.

So if you want that prize of Mister No Bell,

You’d better re-play a fairy-tale

Adapting the plot into something really male

So the world will remember your version of:

The end of the seven dwarves after seven wars.

At least it would be seven times better

Than the imaginary war between Aberbaijan and Albania

That you never ended!