Hey Donald! Welcome to the Tower!
The perfect place for you to never ever leave!
So why complain? Yes, the wine is sour!
Had you expected yummy beef?
The beef is for the beefeaters! But you'll never understand! Because England is a different land!
Your good friend Vova will follow soon!
Decapitation under the shining moon -
is what he deserves, do you agree?
Hey Donald! Go fuck yourself - you're such a prune!
All criminals should end up here - inside the Tower! Oh yes with fear!
So Donald, come on, let's make a deal!
Otherwise, soon comes your very last meal!