Beardie Weirdie

Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie

What has scales and a tail, and loves to munch on kale?

U might just get em’ on sale, if ur shoppin retail;

It’s not a snake, or a frog, a turtle or snail;

And you can’t tell for a while, if it’s a male or female.

I went and found myself a cute little new friend;

When I hit the pet store with my boyfriend Edwin;

Just paid a bunch of bills, not much left to spend;

But it’s nice to treat yourself once in a while, now and then.

All it will take for anyone to realize;

is for them to take just one minute of their time;

And spend it with this little goofy gussy guy;

To see all the reasons why…i love this cutie pie.

I was a little creeped out at first, but now they don’t scare me,

I have a teeny tiny dinosaur, love him sincerely.

In a million years, I never thought I’d be a beardie weirdie,

Hold your dragon high to the sky if you can hear me.

I was kinda nervous at first, but now they never could scare me,

A baby dino sleeps in my bed 'cause I always want him near me.

Never thought I’d ever be a beardie weirdie,

Forget a lighter, hold your dragon up if you can feel me.

Today I got my very first bearded dragon;

Saw him at the pet store, knew I just had to snag him.

I asked the staff to open up the tank so I could grab him;

if you ask me, he’s awesome! so don’t mistake this for bragging.

He basked under uv lights, he’s a bright color orange,

He loves to snack on blue worms with a unicorn horn.

With a flick of his tongue, he’s ready to explore,

I love these little critter creatures, I want a few more.

I never imagined i’d ever become a beardie weirdie…

For lunch he chows down on worms and roaches;

I know…i know! that sounds like some really gross shit;

I simply Can’t help but smile, as my beardie approaches;

I swear dragons make the best pets, i promise they’re the dopest!

His kind of dragon species come from the land down under,

I bet in the desert they have a ton of fun-der;

I wonder, In Australia does it always feel like summer?

My boo is a gymnast, tiny dancer, funny tumbler.

When I brought him home with me, he didn’t have a name yet;

I wanted it meaningful but cool, something folks won’t forget.

A name that matches his face, one no one would expect;

The Egyptian god of chaos, I figured I’d call him

Set.

I never imagined i’d ever become a beardie weirdie…

Yup, I named this little guy after a deity,

He’s a fiery bright tangerine, full of personality.

He’ll munch on bugs, but prefers plants and leaves,

These fresh lines you’re hearing, yep, bet you know who inspired these.

Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie…Beardie weirdie