Allergic to girls

(Verse 1)

Every time you walk my way,

My throat gets tight, I start to sway.

Heart skips a beat, eyes start to tear—

Is it love or pollen season here?

Your smile’s like sunshine, pure and bright,

But my body's screaming, “Fight or flight!”

It’s not your fault, it’s just my fate—

I'm allergic to romance, ain't that great?

(Chorus)

Oh no, here we go again,

Butterflies feel more like pain.

Red eyes, runny nose, heart on the brink—

Girl, you’re the cutest thing I just can’t blink.

Love’s in the air, and I’m trying to breathe,

But your beauty’s like flowers, and I'm the fallen leaf.

I need an EpiPen for my heart,

'Cause every crush tears- me apart.

(Verse 2)

Dinner date? I’ll wear a mask.

Holding hands? That's a risky task.

Your perfume’s deadly, your touch’s a spark,

One kiss might just stop my heart.

I tried antihistamines, I tried to resist,

But love’s the one allergy doctors missed.

Cupid, you jerk, aim somewhere new—

Before I sneeze and say, "I-chooose you!"

(Chorus)

Oh no, here we go again,

Blushing so hard, it’s 9 out of 10.

My heart swells like a bee-stung face,

Girl, you're love, but at what pace?

I need a warning label when you’re near—

"May cause love, rash, or irrational fear."

Can’t cuddle, can’t flirt, can't even sigh—

One "Hey, cutie!" and I might just die.

(Bridge)

Is there a cure for love this strong?

Or am I doomed to suffer all lifelong?

If loving you means I can’t survive—

Well, pass the tissues, I’ll risk a dive.

(Final Chorus)

Oh no, here we go again,

Heartbreak or hives—just tell me when.

I’ll take the fever, the itch, the wheeze,

If it means I get moments like these.

So call the doctor, or call me insane—

But I’d rather love you through the pain.