(Verse 1)
Started drinking more water, they said it’d change my life,
Now I’m up three times a night just trying not to die.
Cut back on energy drinks, thought I’d finally feel alive,
Still waking up exhausted, so somebody tell me why.
Started going to the gym, now my back’s all outta whack,
Trainer says, “That’s normal, man,” bro, I ain’t coming back.
Tried saving all my money, gas went up again,
Pretty sure my bank account and I ain’t ever gonna win.
(Pre-Chorus)
Work too much, you’ll burn out,
Don’t work enough, you’ll go broke.
Everybody’s got opinions,
Nobody’s got a clue.
(Chorus)
If I like it, it’s unhealthy, if I love it, I’m screwed,
Every time I have some fun, somebody says, “Don’t do that, dude.”
Beer’ll kill you, stress’ll kill you, sitting down is bad for you,
Hell, at this point being alive is probably bad for you.
So I’m rolling with the punches,
Trying not to lose my mind.
If the world’s already crazy,
I might as well enjoy the ride.
(Verse 2)
Started vaping ‘cause I’m stressed out, now they say it’s killing me,
But every bill I gotta pay is worse than nicotine, honestly.
Video games rot your brain, phones destroy your sleep,
But if you don’t answer a text, everybody thinks you’re mean.
Tried online dating once, damn, that nearly took me out,
Got ghosted by a girl whose bio said “communication counts.”
My mom keeps asking where the grandkids are these days,
Ma, I’m just trying to keep my plants alive, let’s start there, okay?
(Pre-Chorus)
Work too much, you’ll burn out,
Don’t work enough, you’ll go broke.
Everybody’s got opinions,
Nobody’s got a clue.
(Chorus)
If I like it, it’s unhealthy, if I love it, I’m screwed,
Every time I have some fun, somebody says, “Don’t do that, dude.”
Beer’ll kill you, stress’ll kill you, sitting down is bad for you,
Hell, at this point being alive is probably bad for you.
So I’m rolling with the punches,
Trying not to lose my mind.
If the world’s already crazy,
I might as well enjoy the ride.
(Bridge / Melodic Rap)
Coffee’s bad, sugar’s bad, staying up is bad too,
Sleeping in’s apparently a problem now, who knew?
Social media says I’m behind, working says I’m overworked,
Everybody’s selling answers while we’re all just making it work.
So raise a glass, turn it up, sing it way too loud,
Middle fingers to the pressure, let ‘em judge us from the crowd.
Life’s too short to spend it worrying if I’m doing it right,
I’m just trying to make it through another Friday night.
(Final Chorus)
If I like it, it’s unhealthy, if I love it, I’m screwed,
Every time I have some fun, somebody says, “Don’t do that, dude.”
Beer’ll kill you, stress’ll kill you, sitting down is bad for you,
Hell, at this point being alive is probably bad for you.
So I’m rolling with the punches,
Trying not to lose my mind.
If the world’s already crazy,
I might as well enjoy the ride.
