[Verse 1]
Showed up late to a party I wasn’t invited to
Red cup handshake
“Dude
I kinda know you”
Somebody yelled “Shots!” like a public service call
Now my good intentions face-planted in the hall
[Pre-Chorus]
I said I’d be chill
Be home by ten
That promise fell
Down the stairs again
[Chorus]
Don’t park on the lawn
Don’t drink from the bong shaped like your mom
Don’t text your ex at 1 a.m
Or bet your eyebrows you can beat your friends
We said “just one round”
Now the cops wrote our names in the ground
Bad decisions
Keep ’em coming on
Screaming “don’t park on the lawn!” (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Lost my shoe
Found God in the bathroom line
Told him “give me strength” and he said “you’ll be fine”
Tried to wingman Dan
Kissed his crush by mistake
Now he’s making that face like my student loans came
[Pre-Chorus]
I said “I’ll behave”
I’ll nurse this drink
Then beer-pong fate
Sink after sink
[Chorus]
Don’t park on the lawn
Don’t climb on the roof and lead a song
Don’t say “shotgun” when you can’t stand
Or let your friend Dave draw on your hand
We said “head home soon”
Now we’re howling at a traffic cone moon
Bad decisions
Stack ’em up till dawn
Screaming “don’t park on the lawn!” (whoa-oh)
[Bridge]
[Drums drop to half-time
Gang vocals]
This is why we can’t have
Anything at all
Coaster on the table
Keys against the wall
Someone hit the sprinklers
Someone hit on Chad’s mom
Somebody moved my car and—
Dude
That is not a spot
[Chorus]
Don’t park on the lawn
Don’t blame it on “the vibes were strong”
Don’t film that flip
You will not stick it
Don’t yell “I’m fine” with a dislocated ticket
We said “call it a night”
Now we’re banned from this block for life
Bad decisions
Last verse
Sing along
Screaming “don’t park on the lawn!”
Screaming “don’t park on the lawn!” (one more!)
Screaming “don’t… park… on the lawn!”