[Verse 1]
Went shopping at a mall with my girlfriend
I'd be better off sleeping in bed!
Aah yeah yeah yeeah
She takes forever in the stores
Im stuck sitting there bored
[Pre-chorus]
I made up an excuse
To get away
Went down to the bar at Nordstroms
Drank Moscow mules
[Chorus]
At the mall with my girlfriend
No idea where she went
Chugging Moscow mules
Hey, hey, hey!
Beats sitting outside a dressing room!
[Verse 2]
I bet she's really mad
Im always being bad, bad, bad
Yeah yeeaah
Only thing good about the mall
Is this bar
And thats it!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
[Chorus]
At the mall with my girlfriend
No idea where she went
Chugging Moscow mules
Hey, hey, hey!
Beats sitting outside a dressing room!
[Interlude]
[Verse 3]
Don't know how long i d been drinking at the bar
No idea, and didn't care
Better than watching her fuck with her hair!
Yeah
Hey hey hey
[chorus]
At the mall with my girlfriend
No idea where she went
Chugging Moscow mules
Hey, hey, hey!
Beats sitting outside a dressing room!
[OUTRO]
I went on the loud speaker at the mall.
Asking people if they have seen my girl??
I think i might have had too many mules!
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hate going to the mall!
With my girlfriend!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!