My boss called the other day
Said I’m too thick to work here
He said my booty is too fat
Too fat
He said my lips are too much
And he’s afraid he’ll get in trouble with the HR department
Department
She said if I don’t fire you then they have to file me for sexual harassment
Sexual har ASS
you see what I did there
Oh never mind
I cried over and over again like a little bitch
Like a little bitch
I explain to my girlfriend
The reason why I got fired
She left me for a trans named MR sun shine
Mr Sun shine
Oh well i guess i have to
Start skipping leg day.
My homies say don’t do it
We need your fat juicy ass
To keep living every time they see
My checks their faces fill up with glee
That they have to fleet the scene
Each time they get bricked up looking at me
I don’t care if I have a fatter ass then cardi B
I thinks she’s calling me
Hand up don’t wanna talk to a hater
Rather I keep on lifting heavy weights
On the squat rack
On the sqaud rack
On the sqaud rack
Throwing it back with full force
Density, maximum effort
I’ll just keep being me