Yo, Loay, you dumb as hell, man…
You better get the money ‘cause this shit ain’t funny!
Crashed my wall, cried like a bitch,
Now you better pay up—real quick!
[Verse 1] (Beat drops hard, fast flow)
Loay, you f***ed me up bad, now I’m so mad,
Sittin’ in the cold, man, this shit is sad!
Crashed my wall, now the wind blows in,
And you cryin’ like a bitch, “I ain’t mean it, man!”
Saying, “I feel bad,” yeah, I bet you do,
But your feelings don’t fix what the f*** you put me through!
Dumbass, you blind? Where the f***‘s your brain?
Now I gotta fix it, who’s payin’ the claim?
Not me, not now, not ever, you clown,
You break it, you buy it—run me that now!
Now I’m shaking all night while you sleeping legit,
How the f*** you warm while I’m freezing and shit?!
[Chorus] (Mimicking “The Real Slim Shady” hook style)
So pay up, pay up, Loay, you bummy,
Better get the money ‘cause this shit ain’t funny!
You can cry, but I don’t give a damn,
Fix my wall or I’ll wreck your van!
[Chorus – Repeat] (Even more aggressive!)
So pay up, pay up, Loay, you bummy,
Better get the money ‘cause this shit ain’t funny!
You can cry, but I don’t give a damn,
Fix my wall or I’ll wreck your van!
[Verse 2] (Now roasting his leather jacket & broke ass!)
And man, what the f*** is that coat you wear?
Same damn jacket, do you own a spare?
Lookin’ like a hobo, smellin’ like piss,
That leather so old, it should be dismissed!
Every damn day, that same old fit,
Bro, switch it up, you look like shit!
Man, is that cowhide glued to your skin?
That jacket been through way too much wind!
And now you broke, tryna dodge this cost,
Beggin’ your insurance like you ain’t at fault!
“Please cover it, I ain’t got no cash!”
Man, just say you broke as f* and trash!**
Oh, and Loay, don’t act like you ain’t scared,
You know I got the power, so don’t you dare!
I could sue your ass, take all you got,
Crush your whole life on the motherfin’ spot!*
[Chorus – Repeat] (Building up for the final blow!)
So pay up, pay up, Loay, you bummy,
Better get the money ‘cause this shit ain’t funny!
You can cry, but I don’t give a damn,
Fix my wall or I’ll wreck your van!
[Bridge] (Mocking tone, taunting flow)
Ohhh, Loay feels bad, yeah, Loay feels sad,
Well, Loay can feel my fist if he don’t run my bag!
No more talkin’, no more delay,
If my wall ain’t fixed, I’m f***in’ up your day!
[Verse 3] (Final verse, straight-up HUMILIATION!)
No wife, no cash, no life, no stash,
Just a busted-ass car and a jacket from the past!
Man, you pathetic, don’t even try,
Waitin’ on insurance? Bro, you still denied!
Out here lookin’ like a damn disgrace,
Your car got full coverage, but not your face!
I should drive through your crib next time,
See how you like it when your shit’s redesigned!
Broke boy, broke boy, cry me a river,
Need a GoFundMe just to get you some dinner!
Get off my phone, don’t text, don’t call,
‘Til you pull up with a check for my wall!
I am sorry loay you know I love you
