Fortnite or Bust

Woke up late, missed my shift,

Told my boss I “fell off a cliff.”

Technically true... it was Tilted Towers,

Lost track of time for 14 hours.

My girl said, “You forgot our date,”

I said, “Babe, I was buildin’ my escape.”

I built a castle, burned my job,

Missed my rent, but I got the dub.

She left me sayin’, “You don’t see me no more,”

I said, “Baby, I’m crouched behind a steel floor.”

You do brunch, I do loot crates —

This ain’t a phase, this is fate.

I built a castle...

And burned my job.

I ain’t been outside since Chapter 3,

Thought the sun was just better VFX to me.

Got a tan from my screen, got a cough from snacks,

Got three solo wins and scoliosis in my back.

I door-dash ramen, I don’t need a pan,

I got high-ground dreams and a reboot van.

I built a fortress, lost my girl,

She said, “You chose a cartoon world.”

She don’t get why I’m locked in this grind —

I said, “IRL don’t have Slurp in time.”

My mom called twice, I didn’t break —

I was mid-storm pushin’ top-8.

I built a tower...

And ignored real life.

You think I’m wasting time?

I built stairs in 0.3 seconds...

You ever parallel park emotionally?

I built a kingdom with pixel blocks,

Lost my job, my love, my socks.

Don’t need therapy, I got squads —

And a fridge full of Code Red gods.

Judge me all you want, I’m locked and loud —

Just don’t peek me when I’m feelin’ proud.

I built a castle...

And I ain't comin’ down.

Storm’s closing in...

And I’m home.