[Intro – Talk-sung]
We were gonna do chores,
Then we logged on instead,
Yeah... you know where this is goin’.
[Chorus]
I was gonna do my homework,
But then I mined high.
I was gonna help my mom clean up,
But then I mined high.
Now I’m three days deep in survival mode
And I don’t know why...
(Yeah hey)
Because I mined high
(Because I mined high)
Because I mined hiiiiiigh.
[Verse 1]
I built a house outta dirt,
'Cause I mined high.
Told my team I’d build a base,
But I just stared at the sky.
Now I’m lost in a cave with no food, no bed,
And I might just die…
Because I mined high
(Because I mined high)
Because I mined hiiiiiigh.
[Verse 2]
I had a date Friday night,
But I mined high.
Said, “I’ll be there in five,”
Then I mined high.
Now she blocked my number, and my mom’s mad too,
And I still don’t know why…
Because I mined high
(La da da da da)
Because I mined hiiiiiigh.
[Bridge – Spoken]
Yo, I was this close to diamond armor,
Then I hit that creeper, man...
Blew me straight back to spawn.
Shoulda logged off.
[Verse 3]
My GPA was just fine...
Till I mined high.
I forgot what the sun looks like,
’Cause I mined high.
Now I’m wearin’ pajamas and yellin’ at sheep,
And I can’t deny...
It’s 'cause I mined high
(Because I mined high)
Because I mined hiiiiiigh.
[Final Chorus – Slowed down, dramatic]
So if your life's off track,
And your XP’s fried...
It might be Minecraft,
Or you might’ve mined high.
Just close that tab…
Or wave real life goodbye.
[Outro – Spoken]
Bro, I was gonna build a farm,
Then I saw redstone.
It’s over.