Because I Mined High!

We were gonna do chores,

Then we logged on instead,

Yeah... you know where this is goin’.

I was gonna do my homework,

But then I mined high.

I was gonna help my mom clean up,

But then I mined high.

Now I’m three days deep in survival mode

And I don’t know why...

(Yeah hey)

Because I mined high

(Because I mined high)

Because I mined hiiiiiigh.

I built a house outta dirt,

'Cause I mined high.

Told my team I’d build a base,

But I just stared at the sky.

Now I’m lost in a cave with no food, no bed,

And I might just die…

Because I mined high

(Because I mined high)

Because I mined hiiiiiigh.

I had a date Friday night,

But I mined high.

Said, “I’ll be there in five,”

Then I mined high.

Now she blocked my number, and my mom’s mad too,

And I still don’t know why…

Because I mined high

(La da da da da)

Because I mined hiiiiiigh.

Yo, I was this close to diamond armor,

Then I hit that creeper, man...

Blew me straight back to spawn.

Shoulda logged off.

My GPA was just fine...

Till I mined high.

I forgot what the sun looks like,

’Cause I mined high.

Now I’m wearin’ pajamas and yellin’ at sheep,

And I can’t deny...

It’s 'cause I mined high

(Because I mined high)

Because I mined hiiiiiigh.

So if your life's off track,

And your XP’s fried...

It might be Minecraft,

Or you might’ve mined high.

Just close that tab…

Or wave real life goodbye.

Bro, I was gonna build a farm,

Then I saw redstone.

It’s over.