Sprite

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. This is another stupid fucking song from this fucker, B radio! HAH!

Bleep, bleep, bleep bleep, everybody knows I gotta fucking sheep, sitting in the barn, gonna watch it sleep. I don’t care if my underwear is so tight. It’s like a damn thong and it shines bright. I like it when you tuck me in bed at night. And you say. ( good night fucker, by the way, I stole your Sprite). Well son of a bitch I won’t sleep right now. I have a frown. You took my sprite and and I want to chase you with my pants down.

This motherfucker took my Sprite. This motherfucker took my Sprite. Why my ass cheeks so tight? Because this motherfucker took my Sprite.

OK, so it’s about 3 AM in the morning, right now, feeling kind of horny. Thinking about that Sprite. (AWWWWWWWW THAT SPRITE!) it ain’t no damn Coke or no Dr Pepper, shove the Sprite up my ass. It’ll make me feel a little better, by the way, how’s the weather sunny and shiny? It’s a good day to crack open a (Don’t Fucking SAY IT!) SPRITE! FUCK!

This motherfucker took my Sprite. This motherfucker took my Sprite. Why my ass cheeks so tight? Because this motherfucker took my Sprite.

No, I don’t never have a fucking sprite again. I guess I’ll start drinking that stupid ass shit Dr Pepper or whatever stupid ass sodas are out there I ain’t got no more Sprite. Damn my fucking Sprite!

Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, fucking bleep my sprite!

That fucking bitch!…. (MY SPRITE) and yes, I don’t say sprite like 100 fucking times in this song so you better remember a fucking can of Sprite after listening to this! Piece!