The Cruise

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Prompt / Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, we gonna get goofy again! Welcome to another stupid song. By B Radio! HAH!

[Verse]
Going on a cruise ship, bout to get fucked up. I don’t even care if security checks my stuff. You’ll never find the 12 foot bong in my sack. You’ll never even know what’s shoved up my ass crack. I wanna take you for a ride. Swallow my pride. I see this chick when I start to side eye. For a second, I thought she’s hot. But realize she’s not. She looks like she’s on coke with her nose full of snot. Going to my room, forgot the door key. Damn! This fucking sucks, I really gotta pee.

(FUCK! Just Fuck! I GO ON THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIP FOR WHAT? Some of that PUSSY!!!! YEAH!)

[Chorus]
Going on a cruise.
Gonna drink some booze.
Smoke a joint or maybe two.
I don’t know what I will do.

I’m gonna find this chick.
Ask if she wants to get lit.
I won’t be snorting that shit.
But I want to see you do it!

(OK, I’m about to tell you something. I’ve been on this fucking boat for now two days now. Okay, she’s been snorting so much lines that she tumbled over the balcony and fell in the water. Man, that’s tough. Just gotta work through it!)

[Verse]
After spending all my money at the casino, I just realized there’s some dancing hoes. Ask a guy if I bum a cig. He said yeah right, when you make it big. I told him to go fuck himself, jump off a bridge. He got up and slap my rear end. I looked at him and said (ohh Daddy) you wanna come in touch my (large fatty). He said thats okay I’m not interested, right now I got some balls that got a itch. I told him that he needs to dig, he said, yeah man, they smell like fat pigs.

(so was the last day on this fucking boat. I had to find this girl on crack and this guy that has itchy ball syndrome. I won’t be on another fucking cruise again. fuck, Fuck, FUCK!)

[Chorus]
Going on a cruise.
Gonna drink some booze.
Smoke a joint or maybe two.
I don’t know what I will do.

I’m gonna find this chick.
Ask if she wants to get lit.
I won’t be snorting that shit.
But I want to see you do it!

[Outro]