Shite

Went to the bathroom to poop

Sat for 20 minutes to find out it was a doop.

Now here I sit all broken hearted

Came to shit but only farted.

Tried and pushed and cried and squeezed

But try as I may I can not be pleased.

Just want to Duke

Clear the poop chute.

Want to crap

But my back cracked.

Want to poop

Stuck in a loop.

I drank the mirralax

But my colon won't relax.

I ate the beans

But my rectum won't purge and clean.

I took the laxative

But the effects weren't relative.

Just want to Duke

Clear the poop chute.

Want to crap

But my back cracked.

Want to poop

Stuck in a loop.