Purple broccoli deep in the sea
Privacy fence under the bridge
Dog pretending he is a bee
Sweating even though I'm a midge
Stuff the rabbit and put in neutral
Wear a shirt on a nudist beach
Concrete poured from a plane by a troll
Pull my finger for the pineapple reach
[Chorus]
Find me hiding under there.
I made you say underwear!
Drink from the cooler
Dumbass loser!
Couch cushion with a soda stain
Fish in a nest on a poplar tree
Go outside with rice for brains
Pay the government for water that's free
Get on the laptop with the dial-up speed
Crazy eye from the tire swing
While the lawn chair judges me
Smack the horny bike with ding
[Chorus]
Find me hiding under there.
I made you say underwear!
Drink from the cooler
Dumbass loser!
Sew up the lumber and put it for sale
Pee in the watermelon so the fish can drink
Call the cops and order the kale
Tell the moon it looks better pink
Fuck the cake with a bamboo rod
And the time is told by the laundry
Close my eyes and jump the cod
Gaint big toe stuck in my knee
[Chorus]
Find me hiding under there.
I made you say underwear!
Drink from the cooler
Dumbass loser!