Beef Veggie

Purple broccoli deep in the sea

Privacy fence under the bridge

Dog pretending he is a bee

Sweating even though I'm a midge

Stuff the rabbit and put in neutral

Wear a shirt on a nudist beach

Concrete poured from a plane by a troll

Pull my finger for the pineapple reach

Find me hiding under there.

I made you say underwear!

Drink from the cooler

Dumbass loser!

Couch cushion with a soda stain

Fish in a nest on a poplar tree

Go outside with rice for brains

Pay the government for water that's free

Get on the laptop with the dial-up speed

Crazy eye from the tire swing

While the lawn chair judges me

Smack the horny bike with ding

Find me hiding under there.

I made you say underwear!

Drink from the cooler

Dumbass loser!

Sew up the lumber and put it for sale

Pee in the watermelon so the fish can drink

Call the cops and order the kale

Tell the moon it looks better pink

Fuck the cake with a bamboo rod

And the time is told by the laundry

Close my eyes and jump the cod

Gaint big toe stuck in my knee

Find me hiding under there.

I made you say underwear!

Drink from the cooler

Dumbass loser!