Hey governor stitt

This is a song for okies ,

Oklahoma the state made from pokies

Smoking that weed like a bunch of hippies

Got a stitt just fucking up shit

Telling us our herb is dangerous and shit

Not quite as dangerous as taxes and shit

Still not quite like alcohol governor stitt.

Drunk driving is nothing like driving lit

Manly because we focus on driving slow and shit

But a blood test isn’t really fair with weed Mr stitt

Driving stoned doesn’t make me swerve and shit

Taking that hit isn’t making me street race and shit

Most of my highs only last a bit

Let’s say maybe an hour per hit

Not very fair you causing paranoia Mr stitt

That testing method just isn’t even that accurate

Cannabis breathalyzers are better for testing my hit

Colorado really doesn’t draw blood you bitch

The way you making it really isn’t fair a bit

Because let’s face it stoned driving

Is nothing like the drunk driving

What about if our cars are all self driving

Can I smoke riding in the back seat and shit

Or hire myself my own chauffeur

Not a stoner I know can pay that shit

Even we driving with adderal and shit

They’re all called drugs Mr stitt

All I ask is to be fair you bitch

Or give it for free, like our meds and shit

As if you loved the okies that drive pokies

Making us un mobile isn’t going to help us one bit.

Sorry for the cussing but it really is disgusting

That a test taken tomorrow detects from the last few days

That’s why the hippies fail the drug tests and shit

Just answer me one question do these laws be making you rich?

Because if it is you can just suck my dick.