Hey governor stitt

This is a song for okies ,
Oklahoma the state made from pokies
Smoking that weed like a bunch of hippies
Got a stitt just fucking up shit
Telling us our herb is dangerous and shit 
Not quite as dangerous as taxes and shit
Still not quite like alcohol governor stitt.
Drunk driving is nothing like driving lit
Manly because we focus on driving slow and shit
But a blood test  isn’t really fair with weed Mr stitt
Driving stoned doesn’t make me swerve and shit
Taking that hit isn’t making me street race and shit
Most of my highs only last a bit
Let’s say maybe an hour per hit
Not very fair you causing paranoia Mr stitt
That testing method just isn’t even that accurate 
Cannabis breathalyzers are better for testing my hit
Colorado really doesn’t draw blood you bitch
The way you making it really isn’t fair a bit
Because let’s face it stoned driving 
Is nothing like the drunk driving
What about if our cars are all self driving 
Can I smoke riding in the back seat and shit
Or hire myself my own chauffeur 
Not a stoner I know can pay that shit
Even we driving with adderal and shit
They’re all called drugs Mr stitt
All I ask is to be fair you bitch
Or give it for free, like our meds and shit
As if you loved the okies that drive pokies
Making us un mobile isn’t going to help us one bit.
Sorry for the cussing but it really is disgusting
That a test taken tomorrow detects from the last few days
That’s why the hippies fail the drug tests and shit
Just answer me one question do these laws be making you rich?
Because if it is you can just suck my dick.

rap, rock