Telepathic Tailspin

Intro]

(Spacey synths)

Yo…

Nox…

You hear that?

“Bro… nobody said anything.”

Nah dude… with my MIND.

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Found a weird green nug in the backyard dirt,

Now my brain doin’ backflips, vision gone berserk,

Odie lookin’ fuzzy like a glitched-out game,

I forgot my bark and I swallowed my name.

Ceiling fan spinnin’ like a UFO ride,

Think the goldfish just made eye contact twice,

Mailbox talkin’ ‘bout taxes and fear,

Bro I think the couch just whispered in my ear.

I looked at Odie and his eyes went wide,

Then I heard his thoughts from the other side—

“Why humans wear shoes in the house all day?”

I said, “BRO DON’T START, I’M TOO HIGH OKAY.”

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Wait…

Did you just think at me?

I can smell the alphabet visually,

My paws feel huge, my tail got Wi-Fi,

And I just watched a chicken nugget fly by.

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We trippin’ on puppy weed tonight,

Brainwaves buzzin’ under neon lights,

Mind-talk barkin’ in another dimension,

Zero logic, maximum tension.

Nox said, “Bro I think I can float,”

Then jumped off the couch like a furry goat,

Now we starin’ at the wall real deep,

Talkin’ to shadows instead of sleep.

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Nox started growlin’ at a laundry pile,

Said, “That blanket moved and it’s hostile,”

Then he squared up with the Roomba slow,

Talkin’ ‘bout, “I knew you were a fed, bro.”

I got stuck in the bathroom somehow,

Scared of my reflection for an entire hour,

Thought the toilet water opened up space-time,

Then I licked the floor and forgot every line.

Humans walked in like, “Why y’all tweakin’?”

We were both frozen at the sound of the beeping,

Nox mentally screamed, “ACT NORMAL FAST,”

Then ran full speed and crashed in the trash.

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(Distorted voices)

“Bro…”

“What?”

“I can hear colors.”

“Why the fridge hummin’ in autotune?”

“DON’T LOOK AT THE CAT.”

“Why?”

“He knows too much.”

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We trippin’ on puppy weed tonight,

Floatin’ through the kitchen like satellites,

Telepathic puppers off the galaxy treats,

Two fried brains and four dirty feet.

Odie said, “Bro… life kinda crazy,”

Nox said, “Yeah… but belly rubs save me,”

Then we passed out side by side on the rug,

Two cosmic dog brothers high on love.

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(Soft echo fading out)

“You awake?”

“Yeah…”

“You think squirrels pay taxes?”

“…bro shut up.”