**Three Redneck Hookers on the Side of the Road (Raunchy & Funny)**
(Verse 1)
There’s Sally, Sue, and Miss Tallulah,
Dancin’ in the moonlight in a tight halter,
They’re workin’ the night, just tryin’ to get paid,
But tonight they’re causin’ quite the freak parade.
(Chorus)
Three hookers on the side of the road,
Floppin’ ‘n’ flirtin’, ready to explode,
They got no shame, and they got no fears,
Just a bunch of redneck gals battin’ their lashes and beers.
Yeah, life’s a hoot and a hell of a show,
Three hookers on the side of the road.
(Verse 2)
Sally’s showin’ off her silicone tricks,
Sue’s ridin’ high on her new plastic stick,
Tallulah’s dealin’ in her tight little shorts,
They’re hot messes with big ol’ Southern smarts.
(Chorus)
Three hookers on the side of the road,
Floppin’ ‘n’ flirtin’, ready to explode,
They got no shame, and they got no fears,
Just a bunch of redneck gals battin’ their lashes and beers.
Yeah, life’s a hoot and a hell of a show,
Three hookers on the side of the road.
(Bridge)
A rusty ol’ Chevy squeals up fast,
It’s Cousin Billy, embarrassin' at last,
He’s just passin’ by, caught in a bind,
Laughed so hard he fell flat on his behind.
(Chorus)
Three hookers on the side of the road,
Floppin’ ‘n’ flirtin’, ready to explode,
They got no shame, and they got no fears,
Just a bunch of redneck gals battin’ their lashes and beers.
Yeah, life’s a hoot and a hell of a show,
Three hookers on the side of the road.
(Outro)
So next time you pass that lonely stretch,
Think of Sally, Sue, and Tallulah’s fetch,
They’re crude, they’re loud, but they sure know how to entertain,
Those three redneck hookers bring the thunder hame
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