🎵 Cody the Prof Gets Smoked in the 40-Yard Dash 🎵
Verse 1
Friday night lights, small-town track
Cody the prof talkin’ real big smack
Clipboard in hand, khakis creased
Said, “Back in my day, I was a beast”
Lace up the shoes, crowd starts laughin’
Pickup truck rumblin’, tailgate clappin’
Stopwatch ready, somebody prayed
But Cody look nervous on the start line, ayy
Chorus
Cody the prof gets smoked in the forty
Dust in his boots, crowd gettin’ rowdy
Country boy quick, lean and mean
Left him coughin’ up that turf so green
Yeah the clock don’t lie, crowd roars loud
Cody the prof got burned in front of the whole damn crowd
Verse 2
Starter says “set,” Cody false steps
Pulled a hammy tryin’ to flex for the refs
Meanwhile I’m gone like a two-lane road
Farm-raised legs in beast mode
Crowd yell “GO!” like a Friday fight
Moonshine grin under them stadium lights
By the ten-yard mark, it ain’t even close
Cody still runnin’ but he chasin’ a ghost
Chorus
Cody the prof gets smoked in the forty
Grass stains fly, everybody salty
Country rap stride, boots hit clean
Crossed that line like a NASCAR dream
Yeah the clock don’t lie, crowd roars loud
Cody the prof got burned in front of the whole damn crowd
Bridge (spoken / rap)
Ain’t personal, prof, just facts on tape
Speed don’t care ‘bout degrees you make
You can lecture halls, you can grade them tests
But the forty-yard dash? That’s pass or stress
Verse 3
Cody laughin’ now, playin’ it cool
Said, “Alright y’all, I been schooled”
Shook my hand, tipped that cap real slow
Said, “Guess the farm still got that glow”
Crowd cheers loud, respect still there
Just don’t talk fast if you ain’t fast, I swear
Lesson learned under them Friday lights
Speed talks loud in the country nights
Final Chorus
Cody the prof gets smoked in the forty
Small-town legend, still tellin’ the story
From the chalkboard to the end zone line
Country boys win on time every time
Yeah the clock don’t lie, crowd roars loud
Cody the prof got smoked—but he took it proud
Outro
Yeah… hats off, no hard feelings,
Just a stopwatch and some Southern truth. 🏁🔥
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