[Verse 1]
Mud flyin’ past the grandstand
Cooler full of Busch, cold cans
’03 Vics in the pit all lined
Flat black paint, mean headlights
Roundback wagons lookin’ outlaw
Cash in the hat, winner take all
Small block Chevy screamin’ loud
I ain’t here to lose to this crowd (nah)
[Chorus]
Flat black derby king, I’m slidin’
Mud on the doors, that lion’s still fightin’
Busch light breathin’ in my hand, I ain’t hidin’
If it still rolls, then it’s still ridin’
Pointy bumpers comin’, all steel, all steel
I don’t tap, I crash for real
Flat black derby king, I’m smilin’
If it don’t bend, I ain’t drivin’ (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Amish bumpers all sharp, all teeth
I’m huntin’ trunks, not countin’ sheep
Flag drops, I’m a heat-seek missile
Frame bent up, still blowin’ that whistle
Cashin’ checks in a torn-up shirt
Boots full of mud and a back that hurts
But I’ll bend that rail ‘til the tank runs dry
Either I win, or this car dies
[Chorus]
Flat black derby king, I’m slidin’
Mud on the doors, that lion’s still fightin’
Busch light breathin’ in my hand, I ain’t hidin’
If it still rolls, then it’s still ridin’
Pointy bumpers comin’, all steel, all steel
I don’t tap, I crash for real
Flat black derby king, I’m smilin’
If it don’t bend, I ain’t drivin’ (woo!)
[Bridge]
One more hit
One more check
One more can
One less wreck (yeah)
[Chorus]
Flat black derby king, I’m slidin’
Mud on the doors, that lion’s still fightin’
Busch light breathin’ in my hand, I ain’t hidin’
If it still rolls, then it’s still ridin’
Pointy bumpers comin’, all steel, all steel
I don’t tap, I crash for real
Flat black derby king, I’m smilin’
If it don’t bend, I ain’t drivin’