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(Intro – Spoken, over rising synth)
Yo...
Plug in your brain, charge your phone,
Life’s a meme, and Earth’s the zone!
Let’s drop it!
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(Hook – Hardstyle Drop)
We’re living in a world where cats get fame,
And billionaires wanna live on the Moon—it’s insane!
TikTok’s got doctors dancing in scrubs,
While AI writes songs in your online clubs!
Boom!
Wi-Fi, fries and weird lives,
We scroll, we laugh, and nobody drives!
Facts so funny, they should be illegal—
Like pigeons wearing hats from a Vegas seagull!
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(Verse 1 – Rap/Flow)
There's a fridge that tweets, and a chair that talks,
My smartwatch told me I took zero walks!
In Sweden they’ve got hotel rooms in trees,
And I still burn toast while askin’ Siri “please.”
Wombats poop cubes, yeah nature’s got jokes,
And my neighbor’s dog owns more Gucci than most folks.
People pay cash for invisible art,
Meanwhile, I forgot where I parked at Walmart.
Selfies on Mars, but my socks don’t match,
And my AirPods fell in a nacho batch!
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(Hook – Hardstyle Drop)
Wi-Fi, fries and weird lives,
We text our pets like “are you alive?”
Facts so strange, it’s a comedy riot,
Like a duck in a tux on a keto diet!
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(Verse 2 – Double Time Rap)
Octopuses got three hearts, no cap,
Yet I get ghosted by a dating app!
You can buy fresh air in a can these days,
While people throw cheese at babies in waves.
A guy married a hologram—romantic tech,
And my Roomba's stuck in a hallway wreck.
There’s a spa for cows with classical jams,
While I microwave ramen in unwashed pans.
Bananas are berries, but strawberries ain’t,
Life’s confusing like modern art paint.
My phone knows me better than my best friend,
And autocorrect just ruined this sentence again.
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(Bridge – Spoken, robotic voice)
“Welcome to the simulation.
Please enjoy your overpriced coffee and constant existential dread.”
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(Final Hook – Hardstyle Drop)
Wi-Fi, fries and weird lives,
We’re stuck in memes while the real world dives.
Facts so real, they sound like fiction,
We laugh, we scroll—repeat addiction!
Boom!
Hardstyle kicks and LOL vibes,
This track’s your guide through bizarre times!
Laugh at life, ‘cause it’s all too true—
In this circus of facts, the clown is YOU!
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STAR music 
