Couch Gravity

Gravity got me…

I'm glued to the cushion…

Pass me that light, bro…

No, the other one… yeah…

I’m floatin' in a fog, brain baked like biscotti

Remote in my hand, but I ain’t got no hobby

Ash on my shirt, snacks on my lap

Universe paused — I'm takin' a nap

Clouds in my dome like a nebula swirl

Think I just fused with the fabric of the world

Eyes red like Mars, heart beatin’ slow

Meltin’ to the beat like a Dali flow

🎵 C-c-couch lock, I’m stuck in the zone

Couch lock, body turned to stone

Trippin’ on the ceiling with the bass in my bones

I ain’t movin’ — leave a message at the tone 🎵

Couch lock… gravity wins again…

Couch lock… I'm one with the den…

Time don’t tick, it just kinda sways

Thought I blinked once, lost three whole days

Blanket like armor, chips like gold

Brain on shuffle, stories retold

Cartoons loopin', room like a dream

LED lights flicker in green

Sound’s a pillow, beat is my bed

Sativa hit — now I talk to my head

Mmm, pass the vibe...

No, not that one… the vibe with the sour twist…

Drip… drip… trip…

🎵 C-c-couch lock, soul levitatin’

Too chill to care, just vibin’ and waitin’

Heartbeat synced to the low-end sway

Lost in the cushions, fade away 🎵

Couch lock… floatin’ in the foam…

Couch lock… don’t text, I’m home…

Wrap me in smoke and beats…

I’m good here, bro…

Don’t need nothin' but snacks and a loopin’ flow…

Tell the world I’ll catch up... tomorrow…