(Intro – Spoken)
Yo…
This ain’t the Matrix—it’s worse.
This is real life… on Wi-Fi… with fries.
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(Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)
Modern life is glitched, it's wild and absurd,
Like a dog on Zoom call sayin’ "what’s the word?"
We got AI art and robotic chefs,
And a smart fridge roastin' my snacky thefts!
Boom boom—scroll and doom,
TikTok facts from a bathroom broom!
Truth so strange, you’ll question your pitch—
This beat hits hard like a Netflix glitch!
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(Verse 1 – Rap)
People date via hologram—romance.exe,
And I just got ghosted by a chatbot’s text.
There’s cows with VR for milkier moods,
And my diet’s destroyed by 3AM foods!
Bananas are berries, Google confirmed,
But strawberries ain't—my whole brain burned.
Birds aren’t real? That’s a trending plot,
Meanwhile my smart toaster knows when I’m hot!
Cars drive themselves while I forget socks,
And my neighbor’s parrot just bought some stocks.
Reality’s cracked, but I’m on board,
Dancing with drones on a hoverboard!
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(Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)
Modern life is glitched, facts on fire,
Like Elon chillin’ in a Mars empire.
We laugh, we cry, we meme, we scream,
While deepfakes sing in a soda stream!
Boom boom—USB dreams,
Life’s got bugs and Wi-Fi beams.
So dance like your fridge is watchin’ you—
‘Cause it probably is… and it likes your shoes.
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(Verse 2 – Fast Rap)
There's a toaster that tweets and a chair with sass,
My vacuum’s judging me as it rolls past.
AI makes beats, AI makes art,
But I still burn pasta and call that smart.
The moon’s for sale, air comes in cans,
And billionaires fight with emoji hands.
Dogs go viral for doing math,
While I lose Wi-Fi and feel the wrath!
My phone listens more than friends I trust,
And I accidentally ordered 10 pounds of crust.
Zoom fatigue, remote rage,
Still wear pajamas on the Zoom stage.
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(Bridge – Spoken, glitchy voice)
“You are now entering: Reality 404.
Brain: Offline. Logic: Not Found.”
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(Final Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)
Modern life is glitched, we're trapped in LOL,
With facts so weird they deserve a Nobel.
Truth hits hard like a bassline punch,
Like a cat on Slack, yellin' “Where’s my lunch?!”
Boom boom—scroll and doom,
Dance like chaos in your living room!
Modern facts, insane and rich—
Laugh it off, ‘cause life’s a glitch!
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STAR music 
