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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Pops said, "Son, I’ll be back in a bit"
Keys by the door, quick trip, that’s it
Shopping list scribbled, lil’ drawing I made
Heart in a cart, coupon on the page
He said, "We outta milk, I’ll fix that fast"
Front door shut, that’s the last I had
I grew up quick, with a question to ask:
Who knew abandonment would give me gas?
[Chorus]
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Maybe I’d avoid this flatulation
Every latte feels like retaliation
Stomach like, "Bro, call a congregation"
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Would my trauma have less carbonation?
Therapist nodding like, "What a combination"
Daddy issues, dairy, and detonation (boom)
[Verse 2]
Friends drink shakes, I just sip shame
They got ice cream, I got inner pain
They do root beer floats, I do root canal
Every cheese board feels personal now
Order that pizza, I’m reading the crust
"Extra mozzarella?" That’s betrayal and lust
I text my ex like, "We were lactose too
We both couldn’t handle what we put us through" (oh)
[Chorus]
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Maybe I’d avoid this flatulation
Every latte feels like retaliation
Stomach like, "Bro, call a congregation"
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Would my heart need less medication?
Every little bubble is an accusation
Daddy ran off, now my butt gives presentations
[Bridge]
Therapist said, "Let the feelings pass"
But the feelings travel straight to my ass (my bad)
Every soft-serve twist, every creamy snack
Got me checking every exit in the back
So pops, if you hear this, wherever you at
You left a big hole and a whole lotta gas
You ain’t pay support, now I pay in the stall
We both ran out on the kid, after all
[Chorus]
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Maybe I’d avoid this flatulation
Every latte feels like retaliation
Stomach like, "Bro, call a congregation"
If my dad came back with that cows’ lactation
Maybe I’d trust one person on this nation
Till then it’s oat, soy, weird hydration
Lactose and daddy issues, that’s my foundation
Details
GeneratedJan 23, 2026
Duration2:16
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, Playful boom-bap with punchy drums and bouncy bassline, male vocals. Verses lean into tight, comedic storytelling with nimble internal rhymes; hook goes big and chanty with stacked gang vocals. Occasional record-stop drops for punchline emphasis, light piano stabs and brass hits accent the jokes, energy rising into each chorus then easing for snarky asides., happy
Credits
Prompt by
Romano5150
Romano5150ModelAria v5
Prompt
Dad use to be happy, then one day he went out to the store to buy milk and never came back. Now I’m lactose intolerance and milk gives me gas. If dad only came back with that cows lactation,rap, humor
