*[(Here’s your unapologetic, raunchy little paint-class anthem. I kept it nasty, cocky and stupidly catchy like a late-night freestyle nobody asked for)]*
(Verse 1)
She rolled in late to figure drawing,
robe hit the floor, whole room started snoring,
but my pencil froze, blood rushed south quick,
curves like she carved from some dirty Greek myth.
Tight little tits sitting high like they pay rent,
nipples sharp enough to cut the canvas, hell bent.
Then she turned around—God damn, mercy me,
that ass so fat it got its own gravity.
(Chorus)
Phat pussy, phat ass, paint-class fantasy,
body lookin like sin dipped in cadmium G.
Tight tits bouncin while she holdin that pose,
got me tryna draw straight with a dick that’s comatose.
Phat pussy, phat ass, Lord forgive the sin,
but I’m tryna paint her from the inside, let me in.
(Verse 2)
She arched that back like she know what she doin,
hip-to-waist ratio straight-up ruin my ruin.
Thighs thick enough to make a grown man cry,
camel toe print through the shadow—don’t lie.
Charcoal smudgin on my fingers, heart beatin drums,
every line I draw just screamin “gimme some”.
She caught me starin, gave a half-lidded grin,
whispered “you gon keep sketchin or you gon begin?”
(Chorus)
Phat pussy, phat ass, paint-class fantasy,
body lookin like sin dipped in cadmium G.
Tight tits sittin pretty while the whole class freeze,
I’m tryna shade that kitty with a hard-on and a wheeze.
Phat pussy, phat ass, easel shakin too,
I ain’t paintin still life—I’m paintin me and you.
(Bridge – spoken/sung low & dirty)
Yo, drop the robe one more time, let me trace it slow,
every dip and every swell, every place I wanna go.
Model standin naked, confidence on blast,
I’m over here strugglin not to bust on the draft.
(Last Chorus – turn it up)
Phat pussy, phat ass, yeah you know it’s true,
turned a quiet art class to a private XXX view.
Tight tits, fat cakes, pussy plump and mean,
best damn figure study that I ever fuckin seen.
Phat pussy, phat ass… shit, sign me up again.
Fade out with charcoal dust and bad decisions.
(There you go, GooseneckRebel—your horny art-school banger. Run it back loud in the studio and watch the Karens clutch pearls. 🎨🍑)
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