[Verse]
On a ship dark and dreary sails the rogue ferret
Stolen goods in the hold scurvy eyes red as flame
Pockets full of tokens cheap beer in his veins
Every treasure raided fear his pirate name
[Verse 2]
Deep sea thief sneaks low ninja style in the mist
In the night shadows move nefarious hiss
Selling wares for a pittance no honest trace found
Laughing like a madman face deep underground
[Chorus]
Tacos in the moonlight Kevin Bacon scream loud
Ferret life in the shadows pirate thievery proud
Liquor spills on the decks toss the stolen cans high
American beer rush taco thieves pass by
[Bridge]
His eyes are wild flames that never dim
Heartbeats echo darkly with the pirate's hymn
Fists clenched tight with every daring win
Sells his loot for naught dives back into sin
[Verse 3]
Gold and silver tokens fall from ferret claws
American beer pours down his hungry jaws
Steals the night like a thief with no honest cause
Trading dirty deeds breaking all the laws
[Verse 4]
Navi beasts murmur low praising ferret's ride
Bacon screams in the night echoes far and wide
Blues melodies of olden days as darkness hides
In shadow's heart the rogue ferret will abide