[Verse]
Down in the muddy swamp wild lizards crawl
Dirty deeds in the night lusting calls
Scaly skins rubbin' in the shadows dim
Noise echoes hard like an unholy hymn
[Verse 2]
Ancient critters love dark and deep below
Grimy acts they whisper only they could know
Tails tangled up in forbidden embraces
Eyes glaring hot like burning chases
[Chorus]
But out of this muck a hero arose
Strange little lad with a brave heart that glows
R-Tard lizard child born outta freak's dawn
Saving this wasteland where wickedness drawn
[Verse 3]
Swamps breathed evil cries lizards unchecked
Till R-Tard stood tall every sin he wrecked
Scaled hero's tiny but his power profound
Muck and mire couldn't keep him bound
[Verse 4]
Storm clouds scattered as he roared in fight
Gator jaws snapping falling in line of sight
Venomous fangs no match for this soul
Swamp turned silent under his control
[Bridge]
Now legends speak of R-Tard's light
A lizard savior in muddy night
From darkness he rose put foes to rest
Brought hope where sin oppressed