(Verse 1)
Another crime scene, yellow tape's unfurled
But don't you worry, we'll save the world!
High heels clickin', sunglasses on tight
Solving this murder before the end of the night!
Victim's in the penthouse, lookin' kinda grim
But our lead detective? Perfectly coiffed, every limb!
(Chorus)
Sixty seconds, that's all we need
To crack the case, plant the seed!
DNA from a eyelash, found a mile away
Motive's revealed by what the parrot said today!
Solving crimes in sixty seconds, it's our guarantee
And looking fabulous on prime-time TV!
(Verse 2)
Suspect number one, a shady millionaire
But he's got an alibi, a private jet affair!
Suspect number two, the victim's secret lover
But she's too busy posing for a magazine cover!
Don't need no evidence, don't need no clue
Our gut feeling's always one hundred percent true!
(Chorus)
Sixty seconds, that's all we need
To crack the case, plant the seed!
Fingerprint on a diamond, vanished in the air
The butler confessed, he just didn't care!
Solving crimes in sixty seconds, it's our guarantee
And looking fabulous on prime-time TV!
(Bridge - tempo slightly slows, more spoken word feel over a walking bass line)
Zoom in, enhance! Enhance again!
A microscopic fiber? That's our missing men!
He left a note written in invisible ink
The message? "I did it!" - blink, blink, blink!
(Tempo speeds back up for the final chorus)
(Chorus)
Sixty seconds, that's all we need
To crack the case, plant the seed!
A psychic vision, a dream we had last night
The killer's revealed in the studio lighting bright!
Solving crimes in sixty seconds, it's our guarantee
And looking fabulous on prime-time TV!
(Outro - music fades out with a final flourish of horns and a crashing drum hit)
Yeah! Crime solved! Next case! And don't forget to buy our merchandise
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