[Verse]
Boots off the ground now it's toys on the floor
Used to storm the gates now I'm guarding the door
Sippy cups
Tantrums
A war I can't win
Who knew the toughest battle was fought within
[Prechorus]
Cryin' at dawn
No retreat no rest
Sticky hands tugging at my bulletproof vest
[Chorus]
From battlefield to bottles and bibs
Trading war cries for bedtime fibs
The chaos rages
The madness thrives
Who knew this mission would eat me alive
[Verse 2]
Used to wield steel now it’s plastic swords
Kitchen's a minefield
Can’t take one step forward
Diaper explosions
A stink in the air
Who needs grenades when that smell’s everywhere
[Prechorus]
No backup no airstrike no easy out
This is the front line
And I’m all out of clout
[Chorus]
From battlefield to bottles and bibs
Trading war cries for bedtime fibs
The chaos rages
The madness thrives
Who knew this mission would eat me alive