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Lyrics
[Verse]
I traded boots for bunny slippers
Camo gear for sippy cup zippers
Once fought wars now I fight the laundry pile
Used to march through desert sands
Now it’s Lego mines on kitchen lands
Toddler tantrums are my new hostile trial
[Prechorus]
I’ve faced down tanks and RPGs
But this diaper smells like enemies
[Chorus]
From battlefield to bubble baths
Where chaos reigns and goldfish snacks
I once dodged bullets now I dodge spilled juice
The war zone’s changed but I’m still tough
I can handle tantrums sure enough
This stay-at-home gig’s just a different kind of truce
[Verse 2]
I had a squad now I’ve got a stroller
My mess hall’s a high chair roller
War paint’s been swapped for peanut butter smears
Used to hear the sergeant yell
Now it’s "Mom! I want my shell!"
Cartoon jingles echo in my ears
[Prechorus]
I’ve crawled through mud and enemy lines
But bedtime battles test my spine
[Chorus]
From battlefield to bubble baths
Where chaos reigns and goldfish snacks
I once dodged bullets now I dodge spilled juice
The war zone’s changed but I’m still tough
I can handle tantrums sure enough
This stay-at-home gig’s just a different kind of truce
Details
GeneratedJul 31, 2025
Duration2:48
LanguageEnglish
Style
humorous, acoustic-driven with a playful rhythm and light percussion
Credits
Prompt by
RetroNeuron78
RetroNeuron78ModelAria v4
Prompt
A funny song about being a stay at home
Mom for a combat veteran
